I MET MY WIFE A VIRGIN – Governor Oshiomhole

Hmmm our comrade governor is really enjoying oh! Governor Adams Oshiomhole made some interesting and inspiring revelations at his wedding thanksgiving service. Many were shocked to hear that he met his new wife, Lara Fortes, a virgin. His words:

"I can boldly tell all of you that I was a very principled man during my first marriage, I didn’t succumb to the wordly pleasures of this lustful environment, even though I had lots of opportunities. And it was this principled sobriety that made me fish for a virgin wife. 

"I can boldly say to you all that I was the first man to know her (Lara Fortes) and initiate her into the wordly ways.

"This is the kind of spirit I want Edo youths to inculcate instead of messing around and engaging in different shades of adultery and fornication.”

Sources in Benim disclosed that Governor Oshiomhole gave his wife's parents a big gift for keeping 'her'.