BUHARI ISSUES WARNING: Stealing Is Now Corruption

The no-nonsense General has released his first warning shot. Nigeria’s president-elect Muhammadu Buhari has just declared that stealing is now corruption in Nigeria and would be treated as such.

Buhari said, “from now on let all be notified that stealing shall be corruption and likewise acts of corruption shall be regarded and dealt with as stealing. Let there be no ambiguity.”

In a press statement the former General said he will make all necessary arrangements to update all relevant state documents and educational materials in the country to that effect.

He further stated that this important legislation will be applied retroactively due to the critial needs of the broke nation, with a view to eradicating corruption and making money available for development.